{"id":514,"date":"2014-10-11T00:39:53","date_gmt":"2014-10-11T00:39:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/?p=514"},"modified":"2014-10-14T17:01:21","modified_gmt":"2014-10-14T17:01:21","slug":"do-as-i-say-not-as-i-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/?p=514","title":{"rendered":"Do As I Say &#8230; Not As I Do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We had to make a trip back to Santa Cruz and we were not very confident in the van, so we decided to rent a car.  This would have been on a break.  I think it was spring break.  Dylan and I were tasked with getting the rental car.  As I recall, both of us were in a decent mood.  We chatted quite a bit on the drive over.  <\/p>\n<p>When we were done with torturous task of getting the rental agreement etc. completed, I momentarily thought about letting Dylan drive the rental car.  I opted not to, because I wanted to drive a newer car.  I was still driving the &#8217;96 Civic at the time.  We were off.  Dylan was following behind.  <\/p>\n<p>Maybe I needed to pee.  Maybe I wanted to get home.  Maybe I just wanted to drive fast.  So that is what I did  when I rounded the corner of Bouquet Canyon and Newhall Ranch.  I punched the accelerator and took the rental&#8230;  Well, lets just say I accelerated double digits over where I should have been.  Not wanting to get too far behind me or wanting to feel the rush of the air through the car, Dylan stayed right with me. <\/p>\n<p>This made it easy for the kind police officer hiding in a side street off of Newhall Ranch to pull both of us over in the bus stop near the Walgreens.  I&#8217;m sitting there in the car waiting my turn thinking, &#8220;Why did he just have to stay with me?&#8221;  He should have known better than to do what I do.  He is supposed to learn from my mistakes.  Haha.  Then, it occurred to me.  I couldn&#8217;t make him pay for the ticket.  Shit, I was going to have to pay for two tickets for the joy of a little frivolous street racing in a rental car and a 15 year old tired Honda Civic.  Ugh.  He had to do his own online traffic school work though.  I drew the line there.<\/p>\n<p>I chose this picture, because his grin could be interpreted as mischievous.  And he is wearing a Mario t-shirt that made me think of Mario Kart, a racing game.<\/p>\n<p>Looking back now, it was worth it. I miss you, son.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had to make a trip back to Santa Cruz and we were not very confident in the van, so we decided to rent a car. This would have been on a break. I think it was spring break. Dylan and I were tasked with getting the rental car. As I recall, both of us &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/?p=514\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Do As I Say &#8230; Not As I Do<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":517,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":520,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions\/520"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}