{"id":326,"date":"2014-05-17T20:46:58","date_gmt":"2014-05-17T20:46:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/?p=326"},"modified":"2014-05-21T00:46:05","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T00:46:05","slug":"fine-art-at-the-getty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/?p=326","title":{"rendered":"Fine Art at the Getty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I drove by the Getty Museum four times this weekend for Marisa&#8217;s dance competitions. One time, when I drove by it brought a smile to my face as I remembered when we took Dylan there.  It was about a year or two after it had opened around 1998.  Dylan was probably five or six years old at the time.  We spent quite a bit of the day there.  As I recall, the tour was pretty straight forward and linear.  We did the whole thing with Dylan.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, he got fidgety and was starting to get a little bored.  Fortunately, the Renaissance period was there to liven things up.  As Dylan noticed that something was not quite right with one of the paintings, he got a big smile on his face.  He didn&#8217;t say anything, but we knew what he was smiling about.  We tried to get him to tell us what was so funny, but he wouldn&#8217;t until we asked leading questions where he could answer with a yes or no.  The boobies of the Renaissance period paintings saved the day.  They became a bit of a Where&#8217;s Waldo kind of game for us.  We would be disappointed when we would round a corner to find a boobie-less painting staring back at us.  I&#8217;m sure the &#8220;mature&#8221; people around us without their kids did not appreciate our adolescent behavior, but we had fun and were able to make it though the whole tour with him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I drove by the Getty Museum four times this weekend for Marisa&#8217;s dance competitions. One time, when I drove by it brought a smile to my face as I remembered when we took Dylan there. It was about a year or two after it had opened around 1998. Dylan was probably five or six years &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/?p=326\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fine Art at the Getty<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":330,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":331,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions\/331"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanzimmerman.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}